The Dodgy Queen

The Dodgy Queen desperately wanted a porno magazine that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might say this is a bizarre activity, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

The Dodgy Queen needed a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes break. It should have been a weird idea, to most, but not to the Queen, who considered it would be sublime. Honestly, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Queen searched for a condom that they would sometimes eat. One might say this is a fairly funny thing to do, to most, but not to the Queen, who had decided that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a condom of all things.

The Dodgy Queen always carried a sword that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly unusual activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who thought that this idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the item to select.

The Dodgy Queen found a rubber johnny that they would often demolish. One might say this is an original proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who considered it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

The Dodgy Queen looked for a crown that they would often play with. It would be a fairly surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a crown being the item selected.