Her Retarded Queen

Her Retarded Queen always carried a cheese grater that they would put down their trousers. It should be a fairly surprising thought, to many, but not to the Queen, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater would be the thing that was selected.

Her Retarded Queen needed a magic 8 ball that they would often cuddle. It is an unusual exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. A magic 8 ball of all things.

Her Retarded Queen craved for a Harry Potter wand to break. It is considered to be a curious operation, to most, but not to the Queen, who feels it would be fun. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

Her Retarded Queen desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they sometimes worship. It might have been a fairly weird undertaking, to my children, but not to the Queen, who thought that this idea is fun. Remarkably, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.

Her Retarded Queen desperately needed a radiator that they would occasionally eat. It should have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Queen, who felt it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.

Her Retarded Queen found a tomato that they would occasionally drop. It would be a new thing to do, to me, but not to the Queen, who assumed it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato would be the thing that was chosen.