The Exceptional Queen

The Exceptional Queen looked for a spade that they would occasionally worship. One might find this to be an original suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Queen, who thinks it would be fun. Who would have thought, a spade is the item to select.

The Exceptional Queen desired a big sponge that they would often rub on his belly. It was a fairly funny action, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who had decided it was the most awesome idea. Strangely, a big sponge would be the item that was selected.

The Exceptional Queen desperately wanted a set square that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This is certainly a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who felt it was entertaining. Strangely, a set square is the thing that was chosen.

The Exceptional Queen desperately craved for a CD player that they would occasionally experiment on. One might say this is a fairly peculiar activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who expected that this idea is wonderous. Remarkably, a CD player would be the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Queen found a stapler that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Queen, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

The Exceptional Queen desperately wanted a tomato that they would sometimes share. It is considered to be a weird approach to life, to many, but not to the Queen, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. Remarkably, a tomato being the item opted for.