My Ugly Queen

My Ugly Queen desperately desired a radiator that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly weird undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Queen, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the thing that was chosen.

My Ugly Queen found a pint of cider that they would put on his head. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

My Ugly Queen desperately desired a radiator that they would occasionally embrace. One might find this to be a surprising idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Queen, who had decided that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the thing that was chosen.

My Ugly Queen wanted a bottle of wine that they would experiment on. It is considered to be a weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the thing to select.

My Ugly Queen carried a magic 8 ball to put on his head. One might consider this to be a new activity, to most, but not to the Queen, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

My Ugly Queen found a big sponge that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might have been an odd activity, to me, but not to the Queen, who felt that the idea was epic. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the item that was selected.