The Talented Reindeer

The Talented Reindeer always kept a hat that they sometimes experiment on. This might appear to be an unusual suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it would be epic. Remarkably, a hat is the thing to select.

The Talented Reindeer owned a bag of poop that they would occasionally hug. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the item that was chosen.

The Talented Reindeer desperately needed a sword that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was a new activity, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who feels it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a sword of all things.

The Talented Reindeer wanted a can of coke that they sometimes sit and look at. It might be an unusual approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the item opted for.

The Talented Reindeer craved for a spade that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be a fairly original thought, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided it was amazing. Bizarrely, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

The Talented Reindeer desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would occasionally insert somewhere. One might say this is an odd thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.