His Chinese Reindeer

His Chinese Reindeer searched for a toilet brush that they liked to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly peculiar action, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

His Chinese Reindeer carried a CD player that they sometimes drop. It might be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was fun. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the item to opt for.

His Chinese Reindeer desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would often play with. It would have been a fairly different suggestion, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

His Chinese Reindeer wanted a cup to hug. It was a bizarre idea, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea is awesome. Honestly, a cup of all things.

His Chinese Reindeer desperately wanted a set of lego that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly different idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Remarkably, a set of lego would be the thing that was selected.

His Chinese Reindeer owned a little monkey that they would often insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a little monkey being the item selected.