The Bum Loving Reindeer

The Bum Loving Reindeer desperately looked for a wig to worship. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. A wig would be the thing that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Reindeer desired a pint of cider that they would often smash. One might consider this to be a fairly original proposal, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Reindeer desperately needed a ball that they would often smash. It might be a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a ball would be the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Reindeer desperately wanted a bottle of wine that they sometimes cuddle. It is a weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea was fun. A bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Reindeer had a mug that they liked to break. It is considered to be an astonishing action, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a mug of all things.

The Bum Loving Reindeer craved for a bag of flour to cuddle. One might say this is a fairly peculiar suggestion, to you, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the thing that was selected.