The Big Reindeer

The Big Reindeer desired a porno magazine that they liked to put up their bum. It was a fairly weird approach to life, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was chosen.

The Big Reindeer had a big sponge that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a big sponge is the item to choose.

The Big Reindeer desperately craved for a pint of cider to play with. This might appear to be a fairly strange thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the item selected.

The Big Reindeer often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes hug. One might say this is a fairly bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

The Big Reindeer desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be a bizarre exercise, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the chosen item.

The Big Reindeer wanted a custard pie to hug. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was magnificent. A custard pie was the thing that was opted for.