The Gentle Reindeer

The Gentle Reindeer needed a porno magazine that they would often rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly odd idea, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion it would be spectacular. Honestly, a porno magazine is the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Reindeer often carried a cup that they would worship. This seems a fairly weird proposal, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a cup would be the item chosen.

The Gentle Reindeer searched for a rubber chicken that they liked to break. It would have been a different thought, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Reindeer desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally share. It would be a curious idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that this idea was the most awesome idea. A can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

The Gentle Reindeer desperately desired a hat that they liked to play with. It was a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea is fun. A hat was the thing that was selected.

The Gentle Reindeer owned a block of cheese to experiment on. It would be a fairly extraordinary idea, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a block of cheese having that done to it