The Eccentric Reindeer

The Eccentric Reindeer always kept a painting of a melon that they would often worship. This is certainly an odd suggestion, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Strangely, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.

The Eccentric Reindeer desperately wanted a can of Tango that they liked to drop. It is considered to be a fairly strange proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a can of Tango is the item to select.

The Eccentric Reindeer owned a radiator that they would occasionally put on his head. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea was fun. Honestly, a radiator is the item to choose.

The Eccentric Reindeer desperately looked for a spade that they liked to break. It should have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a spade of all things.

The Eccentric Reindeer always carried a rubber chicken to hug. It might be a fairly weird action, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

The Eccentric Reindeer desperately needed a porno magazine that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should be a fairly funny thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. A porno magazine being the thing opted for.