The Bum Loving Reindeer

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The Bum Loving Reindeer desperately looked for a block of cheese to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Reindeer, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Reindeer desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they sometimes eat. It is an odd proposal, to you and me, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it was sublime. A sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

The Bum Loving Reindeer owned a painting of a melon to cuddle. This seems to be a weird thing to do, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Reindeer desperately needed a block of cheese that they would eat. It would be a fairly curious approach to life, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed it was sublime. Strangely, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Reindeer desperately looked for a sword that they would try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly curious action, to some, but not to the Reindeer, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a sword would be the thing that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Reindeer desperately wanted a cucumber that they would sometimes put up their bum. This could be considered an unusual thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it was miraculous. Remarkably, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.