The Square Reindeer

The Square Reindeer desperately desired a piece of paper to hug. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Reindeer, who felt it would be fun. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

The Square Reindeer desperately searched for a pint of beer that they liked to hug. It was a fairly exciting proposal, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

The Square Reindeer desperately craved for a tomato to try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an astonishing operation, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato being the thing selected.

The Square Reindeer craved for a pint of cider that they sometimes throw. One might say this is a fairly funny thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who expected that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a pint of cider is the item to select.

The Square Reindeer desired a sack of potatoes to worship. It might be a peculiar undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

The Square Reindeer wanted a set square that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered an exciting idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a set square being the chosen item.