The Funny Reindeer

The Funny Reindeer desperately desired a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes demolish. This seems to be a surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

The Funny Reindeer always carried a pint of cider that they would often try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Honestly, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Reindeer carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally sit and look at. It was a fairly weird action, to me and my husband, but not to the Reindeer, who considered that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

The Funny Reindeer needed a sword that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be an extraordinary idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks it was fun. Who would have thought, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Reindeer often carried a sword that they would often drop. This seems an extraordinary suggestion, to my children, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Reindeer always carried a mug to put on his head. It would be a weird idea, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a mug was the item that was chosen.