My Boring Reindeer

My Boring Reindeer always had with them a spade to insert somewhere. It should be a fairly unusual thought, to most, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a spade being the chosen thing.

My Boring Reindeer desired a pint of beer to break. This could be considered a new suggestion, to many, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

My Boring Reindeer searched for a melon that they would occasionally demolish. It was considered to be a fairly original action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Reindeer, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. A melon would be the item that was chosen.

My Boring Reindeer desperately needed a helmet that they would sometimes embrace. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Reindeer, who felt that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a helmet is the item to opt for.

My Boring Reindeer desperately wanted a melon that they would sometimes eat. This is certainly a different thought, to me, but not to the Reindeer, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a melon having that done to it

My Boring Reindeer desperately searched for a set square that they sometimes hug. It should be a weird and wonderful idea, to my mum, but not to the Reindeer, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a set square is the thing that was chosen.