A Handsome Robin

A Handsome Robin desired a dildo to experiment on. This seems to be a new idea, to you and me, but not to the Robin, who expected it would be sublime. A dildo being the item selected.

A Handsome Robin desperately looked for a cheese grater to share. This could be considered a funny proposal, to my mum, but not to the Robin, who feels that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater being the item selected.

A Handsome Robin always kept a magic 8 ball to embrace. It was a somewhat surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Robin, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.

A Handsome Robin wanted a cucumber that they liked to eat. It is considered to be a fairly original operation, to me, but not to the Robin, who considered it was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the thing selected.

A Handsome Robin desperately looked for a lava lamp to sit and look at. This seems a fairly exciting operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Robin, who considered it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp having that done to it

A Handsome Robin desperately wanted a CD player that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a different idea, to many, but not to the Robin, who thought it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player being the chosen thing.