The Famous Robin

The Famous Robin carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes throw. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

The Famous Robin often carried a custard pie that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly exciting action, to my grandpa, but not to the Robin, who thinks that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Robin desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who considered it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.

The Famous Robin desperately looked for a custard pie that they would often hug. One might say this is a peculiar approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Remarkably, a custard pie being the chosen item.

The Famous Robin always carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally put down their trousers. One might find this to be a new thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Robin, who had decided that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Famous Robin always carried a piece of paper that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been a fairly exciting proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Robin, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.