The Lonely Robin

The Lonely Robin desperately needed a cup that they would occasionally play with. It might be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a cup being the thing opted for.

The Lonely Robin looked for a dildo that they would occasionally demolish. One might say this is a weird and wonderful exercise, to me, but not to the Robin, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

The Lonely Robin had a can of Dr Pepper that they would try to nail to the wall. It should be a peculiar exercise, to you, but not to the Robin, who thought it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.

The Lonely Robin had a crown that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a fairly new thought, to me, but not to the Robin, who thinks it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a crown is the item to select.

The Lonely Robin carried a bag of flour that they would embrace. It would have been an astonishing activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

The Lonely Robin wanted a custard pie that they liked to insert somewhere. It would be a fairly odd idea, to my dad, but not to the Robin, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a custard pie being the item opted for.