Her Orange Robin

Her Orange Robin found a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems a fairly surprising action, to my grandpa, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Orange Robin found a melon that they would often share. One might find this to be an exciting activity, to some, but not to the Robin, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a melon of all things.

Her Orange Robin looked for a piece of paper that they liked to worship. It might be a different suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Robin, who feels that the idea was epic. A piece of paper being the thing selected.

Her Orange Robin desperately needed a porno magazine that they would put on his head. It would have been a bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

Her Orange Robin searched for a bottle of coke that they would occasionally break. This might appear to be an unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Robin, who felt it was simply life. A bottle of coke is the item to opt for.

Her Orange Robin carried a bag of flour that they would occasionally hug. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Robin, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Strangely, a bag of flour was the chosen item.