A Grumpy Santa

A Grumpy Santa always carried a can of coke that they would often eat. One might consider this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who considered it was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the thing to select.

A Grumpy Santa desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally throw. One might say this is a strange thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball of all things.

A Grumpy Santa looked for a bottle of coke that they liked to sit and look at. It should be an original idea, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who felt it was awesome. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the item that was opted for.

A Grumpy Santa desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally hug. It might be a new thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be amazing. A sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

A Grumpy Santa found a wig that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might say this is a curious suggestion, to me, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a wig was the thing that was selected.

A Grumpy Santa always kept a sword that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly different exercise, to you, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the thing that was chosen.