My Big Santa

My Big Santa carried a bottle of coke that they liked to hug. It is an unusual undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

My Big Santa carried a bag of flour that they would sometimes play with. It was a fairly astonishing idea, to many, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour being the item opted for.

My Big Santa desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they would sometimes play with. This seems a fairly astonishing idea, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who expected it was sublime. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

My Big Santa carried a bottle of beer that they would often sleep with. This is certainly a fairly funny operation, to most, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

My Big Santa always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they would often rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was miraculous. A can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

My Big Santa desired a CD player that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is an odd action, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. A CD player being the chosen item.