Their Boring Santa

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Their Boring Santa desperately looked for a mug that they liked to throw. It would have been a fairly strange thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was wonderous. A mug having that done to it

Their Boring Santa desperately wanted a dildo that they liked to hug. It is an original thing to do, to me, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be wonderful. Strangely, a dildo is the thing to choose.

Their Boring Santa found a pint of beer to smash. This is certainly a fairly surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Santa, who expected it was exciting. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

Their Boring Santa desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper to cuddle. It is a bizarre activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is epic. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

Their Boring Santa always had with them a melon that they would occasionally worship. It was considered to be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a melon would be the item that was selected.

Their Boring Santa searched for a magic 8 ball that they liked to try to balance on their head. This seems a fairly original idea, to my children, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.