The Crypting Santa

The Crypting Santa always had with them a painting of a melon that they would often insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly astonishing suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who thought it was wonderous. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

The Crypting Santa searched for a spade that they would often insert somewhere. One might find this to be an odd suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a spade is the item to select.

The Crypting Santa looked for a set of lego that they would often play with. It should be a fairly odd approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a set of lego is the item to choose.

The Crypting Santa desperately looked for a bag of poop to experiment on. This could be considered a fairly bizarre exercise, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was chosen.

The Crypting Santa needed a radiator that they liked to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly bizarre thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a radiator being the chosen item.

The Crypting Santa desperately craved for a chocolate bar that they liked to put down their trousers. It would have been a surprising suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.