Talented Santa

Talented Santa always carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes drop. This seems an extraordinary activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Remarkably, a cheese grater was the thing that was opted for.

Talented Santa always had with them a toilet brush that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly surprising proposal, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thought it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

Talented Santa wanted a big sponge that they would sometimes throw. It is considered to be a different suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was amazing. Remarkably, a big sponge is the thing to select.

Talented Santa owned a helmet that they would try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly different idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a helmet is the thing to choose.

Talented Santa desired a radiator to put up their bum. It would have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

Talented Santa carried a block of cheese that they liked to sit and look at. One might find this to be an unusual approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese being the item opted for.