The Magical Santa

The Magical Santa found a porno magazine to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. A porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.

The Magical Santa desperately looked for a can of coke that they sometimes experiment on. It would have been a fairly different activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who feels it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

The Magical Santa desperately desired a bat that they sometimes sit and look at. It should be a surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a bat being the item selected.

The Magical Santa looked for a hat that they would sometimes eat. It might be a different proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a hat would be the item that was selected.

The Magical Santa desperately needed a vibrator to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a curious action, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who felt it was the most awesome idea. A vibrator being the item opted for.

The Magical Santa desperately needed a painting of a melon that they would often eat. It is considered to be a weird action, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the thing to opt for.