The Jolly Santa

The Jolly Santa looked for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been a weird and wonderful idea, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who feels it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Santa found a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly new undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

The Jolly Santa always carried a big sponge that they would annihilate It was a fairly unusual action, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge was the chosen item.

The Jolly Santa often carried a set square that they would occasionally smash. It might be an original action, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square was the thing that was selected.

The Jolly Santa carried a ball that they liked to cuddle. One might find this to be an original exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball is the item that was chosen.

The Jolly Santa wanted a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be a weird action, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was opted for.