The Magical Santa

The Magical Santa had a sword that they would often sleep with. It would have been a somewhat surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a sword was the item that was chosen.

The Magical Santa needed a pen that they would drop. It might have been a surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was magnificent. Remarkably, a pen was the item that was selected.

The Magical Santa looked for a stapler that they would occasionally put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly weird proposal, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the item opted for.

The Magical Santa carried a rubber johnny that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly exciting activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

The Magical Santa desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly funny thought, to me, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

The Magical Santa desperately searched for a sponge that they would experiment on. It might have been a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a sponge is the thing to opt for.