The Bum Loving Santa

The Bum Loving Santa desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would put down their trousers. It was a fairly new action, to you, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

The Bum Loving Santa always carried a cup that they would put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a cup being the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Santa wanted a lava lamp that they would occasionally eat. It might be an astonishing thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

The Bum Loving Santa needed a toilet brush that they liked to demolish. One might find this to be an unusual idea, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who had decided it was wonderful. Strangely, a toilet brush having that done to it

The Bum Loving Santa desperately needed a rubber chicken that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It should have been a surprising action, to some, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

The Bum Loving Santa always carried a teapot that they would rub on his belly. It should be a fairly different operation, to my children, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot would be the thing that was selected.