Her Silly Santa

Her Silly Santa always had with them a spade to put down their trousers. One might say this is a curious operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a spade was the thing that was selected.

Her Silly Santa desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes throw. One might find this to be a funny action, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

Her Silly Santa craved for a CD player that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly strange suggestion, to some, but not to the Santa, who considered it was miraculous. Strangely, a CD player was the thing that was selected.

Her Silly Santa wanted a bag of flour that they liked to share. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a bag of flour is the item to opt for.

Her Silly Santa craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes eat. This seems a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the item that was selected.

Her Silly Santa desired a stapler that they sometimes sit and look at. It is a different action, to me, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be wonderous. A stapler would be the item that was chosen.