A Silly Santa

A Silly Santa desperately searched for a porno magazine that they would throw. This might appear to be an unusual approach to life, to me, but not to the Santa, who expected it was simply life. A porno magazine being the chosen item.

A Silly Santa often carried a set of lego that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly weird activity, to me, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a set of lego would be the thing that was opted for.

A Silly Santa desired a rubber johnny that they would sometimes cuddle. It was considered to be an astonishing suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.

A Silly Santa owned a pint of cider that they would sometimes demolish. It would have been a fairly exciting exercise, to you, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

A Silly Santa needed a pint of beer that they liked to hug. One might say this is a surprising undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. A pint of beer being the item selected.

A Silly Santa desperately wanted a tomato that they sometimes demolish. This is certainly a fairly new undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a tomato would be the item chosen.