Her Angry Santa

Her Angry Santa needed a sword that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly original exercise, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a sword is the thing that was chosen.

Her Angry Santa desperately looked for a melon to put up their bum. One might find this to be a surprising suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

Her Angry Santa looked for a can of Tango that they would sometimes worship. It was a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Angry Santa craved for a magic 8 ball that they would often worship. It would be a fairly curious thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

Her Angry Santa desperately wanted a vibrator that they would often play with. This seems to be a weird thought, to many, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the item that was selected.

Her Angry Santa desperately wanted a set square that they would experiment on. It is considered to be a new exercise, to you, but not to the Santa, who thought it was magnificent. A set square being the chosen item.