A Grumpy Santa

A Grumpy Santa craved for a ball that they liked to hug. This seems to be an unusual thought, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a ball is the item that was chosen.

A Grumpy Santa desired a helmet that they would insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly different action, to many, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

A Grumpy Santa desperately looked for a crown that they would often sit and look at. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to many, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a crown of all things.

A Grumpy Santa desperately wanted a mug that they would sometimes put up their bum. It should be a fairly weird activity, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be wonderful. Honestly, a mug would be the item chosen.

A Grumpy Santa desperately needed a cup that they liked to cuddle. This might appear to be a bizarre approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a cup would be the item that was selected.

A Grumpy Santa had a bottle of coke that they would often hug. It is considered to be a new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.