Her Grumpy Santa

Her Grumpy Santa found a big sponge that they sometimes put up their bum. It was a weird approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who thought it would be exciting. Strangely, a big sponge was the item that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Santa looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes smash. It was a somewhat surprising thing to do, to many, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the thing that was opted for.

Her Grumpy Santa desperately looked for a CD player that they would worship. It would have been a fairly different undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Grumpy Santa always carried a teapot that they would occasionally play with. It might have been a weird and wonderful exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. A teapot being the chosen item.

Her Grumpy Santa desperately craved for a sword that they would sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be an unusual idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a sword is the item to choose.

Her Grumpy Santa desired a teapot that they would cuddle. It should have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to me, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a teapot is the item to opt for.