A Gentle Santa

A Gentle Santa desperately looked for a can of coke that they would often worship. It should be a fairly funny proposal, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. A can of coke would be the item chosen.

A Gentle Santa carried a can of Tango that they liked to play with. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing approach to life, to you, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was out of this world. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

A Gentle Santa desperately needed a block of cheese that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

A Gentle Santa searched for a radiator that they would hug. It should have been a fairly weird approach to life, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a radiator is the thing to choose.

A Gentle Santa searched for a custard pie that they would occasionally throw. It might have been a weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.

A Gentle Santa always had with them a set square that they would often throw. This could be considered an original undertaking, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that the idea was magnificent. A set square being the chosen item.