The Dodgy Santa

The Dodgy Santa always carried a lava lamp to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

The Dodgy Santa always carried a mug that they liked to put up their bum. It might be a fairly original activity, to you, but not to the Santa, who thought it was magnificent. Honestly, a mug is the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Santa searched for a cheese grater that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly exciting idea, to some, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

The Dodgy Santa carried a custard pie that they would sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a weird action, to many, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

The Dodgy Santa desired a sponge to embrace. This might appear to be a fairly different operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who considered it was magnificent. Remarkably, a sponge is the thing that was chosen.

The Dodgy Santa always carried a porno magazine that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be a bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.