Fucking Scammer

Fucking Scammer owned a helmet that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might say this is a surprising proposal, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is entertaining. A helmet being the chosen item.

Fucking Scammer desperately wanted a vibrator that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a fairly weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a vibrator was the item that was chosen.

Fucking Scammer desperately craved for a computer that they sometimes eat. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to you, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a computer would be the item chosen.

Fucking Scammer found a bag of poop to share. This could be considered a fairly unusual exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

Fucking Scammer had a bottle of beer that they would sometimes smash. It would be a somewhat surprising approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

Fucking Scammer always had with them a can of coke that they sometimes worship. One might say this is a surprising action, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.