The Square Scammer

The Square Scammer desperately craved for a sword that they sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a funny thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have imagined, a sword is the thing to opt for.

The Square Scammer carried a block of cheese that they would often drop. It is considered to be a fairly strange idea, to some, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.

The Square Scammer searched for a block of cheese that they would often put up their bum. It should be a different activity, to most, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Remarkably, a block of cheese was the chosen thing.

The Square Scammer always kept a pint of beer that they sometimes embrace. This seems to be an odd thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was wonderous. A pint of beer would be the chosen thing.

The Square Scammer wanted a bag of flour that they would try to balance on their head. It would have been an original activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a bag of flour being the item opted for.

The Square Scammer desired a Harry Potter wand that they would throw. One might say this is a surprising suggestion, to me, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to opt for.