The Different Scammer

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The Different Scammer craved for a porno magazine that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a somewhat surprising activity, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

The Different Scammer desperately wanted a crown to put on his head. One might consider this to be an extraordinary operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a crown would be the chosen thing.

The Different Scammer desperately wanted a wig that they would put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly weird approach to life, to most, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig was the item that was opted for.

The Different Scammer had a pen that they would often sleep with. This could be considered a fairly odd thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a pen is the item to choose.

The Different Scammer desperately craved for a big sponge that they would put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly odd operation, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the chosen thing.

The Different Scammer craved for a cheese grater to put down their trousers. It should be a curious approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the item to choose.