My Silly Scammer

My Silly Scammer always kept a big sponge that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing operation, to me, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

My Silly Scammer desperately searched for a lava lamp to sit and look at. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be spectacular. Strangely, a lava lamp was the thing that was selected.

My Silly Scammer desperately wanted a set square that they would drop. It might have been a curious proposal, to you, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a set square would be the item that was opted for.

My Silly Scammer desperately desired a tomato that they sometimes hug. This might appear to be a surprising thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a tomato being the chosen item.

My Silly Scammer wanted a big sponge that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a different undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is out of this world. A big sponge would be the item that was selected.

My Silly Scammer desired a melon that they sometimes cuddle. It might be a somewhat surprising thought, to me, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a melon of all things.