The Dodgy Scammer

The Dodgy Scammer always kept a wig that they would sometimes sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly exciting operation, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who expected it was entertaining. Strangely, a wig is the thing to opt for.

The Dodgy Scammer searched for a rubber johnny that they would often break. This seems a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Strangely, a rubber johnny was the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Scammer often carried a tomato to drop. It might have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to me, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Scammer desperately desired a cheese grater that they would put up their bum. It is considered to be an extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing to select.

The Dodgy Scammer desperately desired a lava lamp that they sometimes share. It is a fairly astonishing thought, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Scammer owned a bottle of wine that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It would be a fairly weird undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was stunning. Remarkably, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was chosen.