My Adorable Scammer

My Adorable Scammer desperately searched for a cucumber that they would often break. It might have been a somewhat surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

My Adorable Scammer owned a cheese grater that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a cheese grater being the item selected.

My Adorable Scammer always carried a stretchman that they sometimes share. One might find this to be a surprising proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a stretchman being the item opted for.

My Adorable Scammer desperately looked for a computer that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been an astonishing activity, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the item that was selected.

My Adorable Scammer craved for a bag of flour to put on his head. It might be a fairly surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

My Adorable Scammer desperately craved for a tomato that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly unusual thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was epic. Who would have thought, a tomato being the chosen item.