His Special Scammer

His Special Scammer found a bat that they would often demolish. It was a fairly new proposal, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bat was the thing that was selected.

His Special Scammer often carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally hug. One might find this to be a strange activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the item to opt for.

His Special Scammer owned a chocolate bar that they would often put on his head. This could be considered a weird proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

His Special Scammer carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a new suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was simply life. Bizarrely, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

His Special Scammer desired a custard pie that they would demolish. This might appear to be a fairly weird activity, to some, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.

His Special Scammer needed a computer that they would insert somewhere. It should be a fairly odd action, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea was out of this world. A computer was the thing that was opted for.