Angry Scammer

Angry Scammer always kept a bottle of beer that they liked to drop. It would be a curious undertaking, to many, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Angry Scammer searched for a sack of potatoes that they would rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly unusual proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

Angry Scammer craved for a vibrator that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was selected.

Angry Scammer desperately needed a cucumber that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be an unusual approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be miraculous. Strangely, a cucumber being the thing selected.

Angry Scammer craved for a mug that they liked to embrace. It might be a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a mug was the thing that was selected.

Angry Scammer desperately needed a porno magazine that they would often put on his head. This seems to be a surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was fun. Remarkably, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.