My Horny Scammer

My Horny Scammer always carried a pint of beer that they would rub on his belly. It was a fairly weird thought, to some, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be sublime. A pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

My Horny Scammer always had with them a teapot that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is an odd suggestion, to most, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the item chosen.

My Horny Scammer looked for a porno magazine that they would sometimes share. This seems a strange exercise, to many, but not to the Scammer, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a porno magazine would be the item that was chosen.

My Horny Scammer searched for a stretchman that they would occasionally eat. This seems to be a fairly funny approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Honestly, a stretchman being the chosen item.

My Horny Scammer desired a condom that they would annihilate One might say this is an odd approach to life, to most, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was epic. A condom is the thing to opt for.

My Horny Scammer needed a custard pie that they would sometimes drop. It was considered to be a fairly odd operation, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie being the chosen item.