A Blue Scammer

A Blue Scammer desperately wanted a set of lego to put in the bath with him. It should have been a weird approach to life, to me, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a set of lego is the thing to choose.

A Blue Scammer found a wig that they would worship. One might say this is a strange activity, to most, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a wig of all things.

A Blue Scammer always carried a ball that they would sometimes worship. It might be a bizarre thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball is the thing to choose.

A Blue Scammer looked for a custard pie that they liked to hug. It was a fairly odd thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

A Blue Scammer desperately wanted a sword that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a fairly original idea, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a sword was the thing that was opted for.

A Blue Scammer desperately craved for a pint of cider that they liked to annihilate One might say this is a strange operation, to most, but not to the Scammer, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.