The Energetic Scammer

The Energetic Scammer needed a porno magazine that they would occasionally annihilate One might say this is a fairly strange action, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who considered it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to select.

The Energetic Scammer desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be an astonishing thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

The Energetic Scammer desperately desired a can of Tango to worship. It would be a fairly funny exercise, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango of all things.

The Energetic Scammer searched for a sword to play with. It should have been a fairly weird proposal, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a sword of all things.

The Energetic Scammer needed a can of Tango that they would share. This could be considered a fairly astonishing action, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

The Energetic Scammer found a mug that they sometimes play with. It might have been an odd suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug of all things.