His Lovely Scammer

His Lovely Scammer always carried a sponge that they would sometimes hug. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to some, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was out of this world. A sponge is the item to opt for.

His Lovely Scammer desperately craved for a dildo that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre action, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be magnificent. A dildo would be the thing that was selected.

His Lovely Scammer craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a weird suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was chosen.

His Lovely Scammer desperately desired a lava lamp that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a bizarre undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a lava lamp being the item selected.

His Lovely Scammer desperately wanted a toilet brush that they would often share. It should be a funny proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a toilet brush of all things.

His Lovely Scammer carried a teapot that they would often play with. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to most, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a teapot is the thing to opt for.