His Red Scammer

His Red Scammer desperately desired a bag of flour that they would sometimes throw. It is a new operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a bag of flour was the thing that was selected.

His Red Scammer carried a computer that they liked to share. One might say this is a funny idea, to some, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a computer would be the item chosen.

His Red Scammer often carried a CD player that they sometimes annihilate It was considered to be an astonishing proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, wonderous. Strangely, a CD player having that done to it

His Red Scammer always had with them a cheese grater that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be a different approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the thing opted for.

His Red Scammer always kept a bat that they would annihilate One might find this to be a fairly original thought, to some, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea is fun. A bat of all things.

His Red Scammer desperately needed a crown that they would sometimes hug. It should be an exciting suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a crown being the item selected.