My Crazy Servant

My Crazy Servant desperately desired a can of Tango that they would often try to nail to the wall. It was a different operation, to most, but not to the Servant, who felt it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

My Crazy Servant desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would often put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

My Crazy Servant always had with them a custard pie that they liked to eat. This is certainly a weird proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.

My Crazy Servant had a sponge that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a peculiar idea, to many, but not to the Servant, who had decided it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

My Crazy Servant desperately desired a rubber chicken that they liked to drop. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be magnificent. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the thing to select.

My Crazy Servant looked for a pen that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was a fairly odd proposal, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. A pen was the item that was selected.