Retarded Servant

Retarded Servant always kept a bat that they would put up their bum. It might be a fairly funny undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Servant, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Who would have thought, a bat being the item selected.

Retarded Servant owned a mug that they would sometimes smash. It might have been a new thing to do, to you, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a mug is the item that was chosen.

Retarded Servant had a magic 8 ball that they would often sit and look at. It should have been a fairly original idea, to my dad, but not to the Servant, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

Retarded Servant found a cup that they would insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly curious idea, to most, but not to the Servant, who considered it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a cup being the thing opted for.

Retarded Servant desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly different operation, to some, but not to the Servant, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball having that done to it

Retarded Servant desperately desired a lava lamp that they would often insert somewhere. It should have been an astonishing operation, to some, but not to the Servant, who thought it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.