The Retarded Servant

The Retarded Servant found a condom that they would sometimes cuddle. This is certainly a fairly unusual approach to life, to many, but not to the Servant, who thought that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the chosen item.

The Retarded Servant always kept a bottle of wine to worship. It might be a different action, to me, but not to the Servant, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

The Retarded Servant desperately wanted a chocolate bar that they liked to eat. One might consider this to be an astonishing suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Servant, who expected it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the chosen thing.

The Retarded Servant searched for a cucumber that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would be a peculiar action, to my grandma, but not to the Servant, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a cucumber of all things.

The Retarded Servant desperately wanted a mug that they liked to hug. It would have been a fairly astonishing thought, to me and my children, but not to the Servant, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a mug was the chosen thing.

The Retarded Servant desperately desired a melon that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be an exciting proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Servant, who feels it would be breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the thing to opt for.